My old computer has nearly given up the ghost. He started by becoming slower and slower...maybe because the newer computers around him were faster to begin with, or maybe because he kept finding himself burdened with new files and programs. Then he started sending out error messages and shutting down programs without warning, despite all the newest anti-virus and anti-spyware/adware scans. Then it happened. Stonewall (my computer was much like General Jackson...a hard-headed southerner who would die defending his right to tell me when to shove off) told me he couldn't accept my photos anymore, despite the added storage space two years ago.
It was time to take drastic action: I went to buy a new computer.
The helpful tech guy was jaw-to-the-floor shocked that my computer was nearly 6. Apparently this is old in tech years. I did the right thing in naming it after an historical figure. Fortunately, I didn't tell the tech guy that. I just smirked. Where's the fun in being a history geek/nerd if you don't have inside jokes?
So now I have a new, sleek model that should last another few years into old age. Stonewall is understandably depressed, but is soldiering on as I move files over. Poor thing. He's trekked nearly as many roads as his namesake, so he deserves a rest. I hate that he's being taken out by his own side, though. He's seen me through myriad college courses, the babyhood of one and toddlerhood of both children, four dogs, a graduation, and a deployment. Oh, the emails he's seen! Rants, laughs, gleeful news or sad, Stonewall was there to pass them along.
Goodbye, Stonewall. You've served well.
Unfortunately, the new computer may look nice, but has no personality. It's merely "Rebecca's PC." How quaint.
5 comments:
As a History Geek in her full rite, I was rolling while reading this. Dear old Stonewall, but perhaps the south shall rise again! I think the new one needs a name though. John Adams was very fresh with ideas and he labored long and hard, well into his 80's...which is like, what...7 years old in laptop years?? And I agree, Mr. Laptop Sales Guy would not have seen the humor in Stonewall's name. But thanks for sharing here!
Good luck with the new soldier and Happy Memorial Day to you and your family! Hugs and thank you for all you've sacrificed. xoxo
Nice to see you back : ) Have fun with your new computer and have a great weekend too!
I love it that you named your computer. I love the little animation you had.
And your tech guy is right, 6 years is pretty old! I'm proud of Stonewall. :)
Sorry, I'm new here. I probably should've introduced myself. Love your blog, btw. :)
Allyson, I knew we had a lot in common. ;) Mr. Adams was always one of my favorites for his fiery personality, that's an excellent suggestion! (On the other hand, he may be just as difficult as Stonewall. It's worse than naming a baby). And thank you, ma'am, for the well wishes. Thanks for your service and sacrifices, too. Enjoy the weekend! XOXO
Joyce, it's good to be back. I'll have to blog about my exploits over the last couple weeks, it's been a whirlwind of classes. I hope your weekend is wonderful. :)
Hi, Duane, nice to see you over here! Always good to hear from one of the FOTTSP crew. Thanks for the compliments...and don't we all have one of those bashing our arms off at the computer days? ;)
Stonewall. I really like that. I have a nickname for my computer too, but it can't be printed here.
I miss typewriters.
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