Saturday, April 10, 2010
Induction Honors Given
Induction to the Scraped Knee Club, Order of the Scraped Elbow and Hand.
Let it be known that on this day, Saturday, April 10, 2010, G has been inducted to the Scraped Knee Club, Order of the Scraped Elbow and Hand.
By virtue of an accident involving a bike, gravel, pavement, and high velocity, G was given the opportunity to sustain serious scrapes with effusion of blood. Said effusion did nothing to slow his determination to clean his wounds and return to his aim, a two mile bike ride down the road.
In light of the fact that G did in fact sustain such injuries as allow his induction to the Order of the Scraped Elbow and Hand,
And in light of the fact that G did in fact allow cleaning and binding of said injuries with minimal emotional display,
And in light of the fact that G did insist upon returning to his bike and the road,
We are happy to present this honor of induction, and the award of a cookie for his hard work and worthy courage.
Sealed under my hand this day, April 10, 2010.
X Rebecca, Officer at Large, Veteran of Scraped Knees and Elbows X